#ZIP … Vanity Plates

OK, this seriously needs to be addressed.  What is the mindset behind owners of vanity license plates?  We suggest a new definition for “1 Per Centers”:  The number of vanity plates that are either 1) witty, or 2) understandable.  16734

Exhibit 1:  “Budees” … really???  primaPologies to any with sentimental ties to their intended message (likely their dead cat’s name).  Methinks this dude is not rolling out to ‘da club anytime soon.  And then doubling down with the Christmas wreath and flames???  This broseph is cruising straight to loserville.

Exhibit 2:  Not to be outdone, check out this fine example of a plate that is sure to clearly convey the driver’s message while zipping along at 60 mph:

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“UHOTM8″… what the f*%k?!  OK, we’ll play along.  I wondered if the operator’s identity would help to decipher the message?  Speeding ahead, we observed a younger, ethnic male driver – millennial age for sure.  So here we go:

  • “You Hot Mate?”  Perhaps our driver is looking for a new boyfriend?
  • “You Hot Mate!”  Our driver is passing along a compliment … but only to other dudes?
  • “You Ho Tomate”  No idea.
  • “Uh Oh Team 8”   Feeling of exasperation if Alex Ovechkin’s (#8) Washington Capitals go on a losing streak?

Feel free to add your best guess as we have no idea.  But what we do know is this:  Stay away from the vanity plates – if you’re not in the 1%, you’re going to be a ZIP for sure.  And for the love of god, please don’t decorate your car with Christmas wreaths, reindeer antlers, flame decals, or … and you loyal primaReaders know whats next … FAMILY STICK FIGURES!  If so, YOU ARE A ZIP!!!!

 

 

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