Louisville Women Basketball Coach Jeff Walz hit the nail on the head. Following the Lady Cardinals second loss in a row, he waxed poetic about the sorry state of our youth. It’s obvious that our mommies, daddies, teachers, and coaches haven’t learned the lessons of our millennial child rearing: We continue to produce legions of pussies.
To Coach Walz for telling it as it is, your primaRating: ppp
(Drops to pp if you lose 3 in a row!)
prima’s, it’s time to call BS on millennial coddling. Now primatomma has been resolute to avoid piling-on this much maligned group that has become easy fodder for lazy journalists producing trite, tired stories on our entitled young adults. You know, those who came to adulthood in the aughts who have never known the merits of hard work, self reliance, and responsibility? As children, they received participation trophies, merit badges, and were offered test “re-takes” whenever they dipped below their expected level of “excellence”. Now, they are marked by entitlement, cavalier attitudes about earning promotions, and slovenly appearance.
Enter “The Adulting School” … http://theadultingschool.com. A brilliant, if not ridiculous offering for our precious new adults who need some help with basic adult things. Really? Look, primatomma has no problem with co-founders Rachel Weinstein and Katie Brunelle; kudos to them for the idea and pocketing some greenbacks. Obviously that amount of initiative and ingenuity makes them the anti-millenial. But for the students??? Come on man!
Look, we get it. Your parents sucked because they were too busy screwing around with the neighbors, blowing lines, or pawning you off on your illegal immigrant nanny who was more interested in her daytime drama than teaching you how to make your own peanut butter and jelly. But aren’t you the tiniest bit embarrassed that you can’t learn this shit on your own?
Though not worth of a prima-rating, have a laugh by taking the “Adulting Quiz”: rachel432.typeform.com/to/tCDn6E. Then go check your car tire pressure when done. And be happy your not a #zip.