Who would have thought this would happen so quickly? Must be something about political dissent on airplanes. By now you’ve seen the miserable woman spew hatred on her Trump supporter row-mate (an odd assumption, considering his only admission of his purpose for being in DC was to “… to celebrate democracy ma’am”.)
As easy as this one seems, your dedicated primaStaff approached this version of Snakes on a Plane a bit differently, for the esteemed #pipiLeaks prize does not award easily. Far be it to hand it to this wonderfully kind woman engaging in small chit-chat during the airline safety briefing. No, today’s award goes to … HER HUSBAND!
Upon initial viewing, all focus lies on the unprovoked ranting of a stone cold shrew. But it takes a keen primaMind to look under the surface. Mr. Cuck is by far the biggest story here. We assume the years of brow beating by his ray of sunshine wife has finally taken it’s toll, to the point where he simply has had enough and has given up… as evidenced by his reaction in this alternate video that has since surfaced:
This episode is clearly not the first of it’s kind. To sit by so placidly and dejectedly is an affront to manhood and womanhood alike. And for that Sir Cuck, you are hereby awarded the 2nd ever recipient of the heralded #pipiLeaks award. Wear it with honor.