Welcome to our newest feature … ZIP! What does it mean you ask? From the Kings of Kool, the Purveyors of Platitudes, the Sultans of Swag … we are proud to announce “ZEROs IN PUBLIC“!
On the eve of tomorrow’s historic presidential election, the campaigns have made one thing abundetly clear: Be careful how you act lest be held to account later. In that spirit, the tireless staff of #primatomma has devoted to the cause of making life better NOW. We are calling out anti-prima behavior as it happens so you, our valued primareaders, can enjoy life with as little disruption as possible caused by such toolsheds . At the very least it will be fun to point out douches doing douchey things!
So send in your submissions and help change the world, calling out one ZIP at a time.
Our inaugeral ZIP goes to this peach of a coed hanging at the Selwyn Pub in the Myers Park neighborhood of Charlotte, NC (great little dive bar, btw). After the “bucket ‘o beers” special expired, she was exasperated by that fact that she would now have to pay $3 more for her beloved 6 PBR’s in a can! The horror!!!
Congrats to our favorite Clemson Crony – keep on keepin’ on!